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Somewhere in Italy, on a humble ebay.it listing, a brand new gently used HP Deskjet 5850 sits. Professionally cleaned. Tested in good working condition. Comes as seen in pictures. Software CD, manual, and ink cartridges not included.
It prints up to 21 pages per minute. It has 802.11b wireless from a time when wireless meant something. It has USB 2.0. It is PC and Mac compatible.
We bought it. We tokenized it. Now you can own a fractional share of a 2006-era inkjet printer.
>> THIS IS FINANCE NOW.
Original seller description (verbatim):
"This was gently used HP Deskjet 5850 Standard Inkjet Printer. Comes as seen in pictures. Professionally cleaned and tested to be in good working condition. You only get printer and a power cord. Software CD, Manual or ink cartridges are NOT included."
"I'M AVAILABLE FOR QUESTIONS 24/7. Most orders are shipped same or next day within the continental USA. Customer satisfaction is #1 priority. I stand behind my merchandise and its functionality by any means necessary."